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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose? 15 lbs and a flannel shirt."
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"I'm so hungry I could Instagram a horse."
"What's another name for dick pics? Junk mail!"
"What kind of yogurt does a skeleton eat? Actibia."
"I get pretty horny when someone disses me over the Internet. I always get e-rekt."
"Why do mathematician never go to the beach? Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan"
"Don't you hate jokes about German sausage? They're the wurst!"
"I still don't understand why people say marriage is so hard when I've successfully completed 2 of them..."
"""Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong."" Muhammad Ali"
"*limbos away from your hug*"