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Joke of the Day
"Why did Kesha switch ""$"" back to an ""s""? Because she no longer has a dollar to her name."
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"UNCENSORED CARTOONS FUNNY CARTOON BUT NOT APPROPRIATE FOR KIDS"
"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a computer. My goodness you'd better come to my surgery right away! I can't my power cable won't reach that far."
"Rumours of a food shortage..... Rumours of a food shortage at this year's Spoonerism Awards turned out to be a complete lack of pies."
"I accidentally drank a bottle of ink. The doctor says I'll be fine, but I feel as though I've dyed inside."
"Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go."
"Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber."
"Her: Oh no, I've lost my jacket.. Me: *appears from the shadows* (whispers) you left it at the restaurant *slinks back into the shadows*"
"Just saw a magazine cover that said ""Katy Perry is on fire"" so I bought it and they meant it as a metaphor and this whole week is bullshit"
"Did you hear what the Kathmandu? He Baghdad so he could Bangkok"