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Joke of the Day

"I hate when my friends stand so close to me when pictures are being taken. It's like they don't know I plan on cropping them out later."

"What title do a sandwich and an occupation in the porn industry share? The Fluffernutter."

"Don't you hate it when... ....You're giving a handjob to another guy and he turns out to be a gay ass fagot."

"I've always thought I'm pretty hot Probably has something to do with my Dad always calling me sun"

"two guy's are sitting on the front porch in the yard they see a dog licking his balls one say's to the other do you think I could do that? his buddy says maybe but I think you should pet him first"

"Hair on the muff They are old enough"

"What's the worst thing you can hear while giving Willie Nelson a blowjob? I'm not Willie Nelson..."

"Whenever my Girlfriend says she's going to ""hit the sack"" I instinctively cover my balls just in case."

"Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars? If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read?"

"I started a club for guys who tell jokes about erectile dysfunction. It's a huge success because there's a shit ton of you out there."