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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when Batman leaves church early? Christian Bale."
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"Doctor Doctor...people keep ignoring me.. Next pls... im here all wk."
"[Weasel & mink are cuddling, watching a nature documentary] Narrator: ...the mink, a close relative of the weasel Weasel: Oh no Susan oh god"
"Did you hear about the French chef that committed suicide? He lost the huile d'olive."
"What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their greatest hits are on the wall."
"If they give you a bib for lobster, they should definitely give you a diaper for Indian food."
"If Tom Cruise had an intervention to an addiction... They should call it ""Cruise Control."""
"Girl you got the brains of a seal. Wanna get smashed at the club?"
"Dates are cool when I tell them I worked in a prison for twenty five years. But man, if I forget that a'..."
"What does spinach and anal sex have in common? If you had it as a child, you more likely don't like it."