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Joke of the Day

"What do I have in common with middle Eastern women? We both get stoned to death on a regular basis in public.. And nobody around seems to mind.. And some people ask for hits.."

"I had an Epiphany while in the strip club... ... but I don't think that was her real name."

"I'd rather hear my parents describe how they have sex than hear a group of drunk chicks when their favorite song comes on."

"A terrible plane crash occurred in Lithuania last week. A two-seater airplane crash landed in a cemetery and exploded. They've recovered 300 bodies so far, and they're still digging them up."

"What is the KKK's favorite soup? Clan chowder"

"""Batman, we need your help in Paris immediately."" ""Worry not, Commissioner, I've already changed my Facebook profile picture."""

"I popped into Tesco last night to get some oxo cubes but couldn't see any on the shelf, they must be out of stock!"

"What was Eve charged with after murdering Adam in the Garden? Being a first-person shooter"

"What do you get when you cross... an insomniac, a dyslectic, and an agnostic... A: someone whos stays up at night wondering if there's dog"

"Did you read the news about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!"