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Joke of the Day

"Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year"

"Just went to a dance for mentally handicapped people It was basically one big slow dance."

"Wear only a towel around your waist and you can get into just about anywhere if you just repeat ""so sorry so sorry"" and keep moving forward."

"I Left My Job I used to be a banker but I left because I lost interest."

"Watching the end credits of a movie so you can take note of the producer & director and never ever watch anything else that they make "

"My uncle always believed that ""Between duct tape and WD-40 you can fix just about anything."" I still can't believe it took seven years before he lost his medical license."

"""Your under arrest!"" No, YOU'RE under arrest *police looks around points to himself & mouths 'me'* Yeah you. *he tosses me cop car keys*"

"Old man ear hair is an evolutionary survival trait based on 10's of thousands of years to drown out spousal bitching"

"TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion."

"What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll just hang around here."