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Joke of the Day
"My alarm clock isn't in a good mood... It just went off on me"
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"If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he's a beef-eater."
"Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm? It was the pot calling the cattle back."
"[sees kid crying in the mall] ""What's wrong?"" ""I'm lost."" ""You're in the mall you little idiot."""
"Why does 71 like 68? Because 68 69 70."
"What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? ""Hey what's eating you?"""
"If ""Cops"" has taught me anything it's to stay away from people with blurry faces, they're nothing but trouble..."
"A man walks into a bar And he orders 4 shots. Man: Have you heard the Joke that all insolvents know? Bartender: (amused) No. Man: Good. Then you can pay for my drinks."
"The best part of working out is the sweating and the pain and the feeling bad about myself and the burning desire to die"
"Tired? Cranky ? Feeling like crap .....There's a nap for that ."