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Joke of the Day
"TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion."
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"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause"
"Made out with a milf in the theatre last weekend... Although the movie was pretty well ruined with little Timmy talking through the whole thing."
"This unicorn sitting next to me is saying that I took too many Vicodin."
"When a dog is in heat, it means it wants sex. That is my defense!"
"I struggle against the ropes binding me, catching the scent of gas. ""You'll die too,"" I say. ""9 lives,"" my cat whispers, lighting a match."
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"Eternal damnation for the sorry acquaintance who cons you into watching his favorite film and keeps looking to see if you're reacting."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ? Candy cow jump over the moon !"
"Why did the women's studies major go to college? To study a broad"