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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about having sex with twenty-two year olds? There are twenty of them."
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"(prostate exam) Dr: WOW! I've never seen this before Me: OMG! WHAT *loud click Me: DID YOU JUST TAKE A SELFIE Dr:.. And send Me: WTF?"