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Joke of the Day

"My wife said she had a doctor's appointment at 2:30. I asked her if she was sure it wasn't a dentist's appointment."

"What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes? A tissue"

"Why doesn't Trump like Google? Bing, bing, bing... (Source: The Daily Show, by Trevor Noah)"

"What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience? About 3 replies in the top comment thread."

"Who is a Minion's favorite politician? First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana"

"I'm so terrible at Chess. The only way I'll ever get to say ""Checkmate"" is if I eat at a restaurant in Australia."

"Went to an astrologer and found out why my wife and I aren't compatible. I'm a Capricorn and she's a fucking BITCH!"

"What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest? A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face."

"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too! Hey Reddit! What is your favorite Mitch Hedburg joke?"

"I ate too much alphabet soup and became consonated. I was better after I evacuated my vowels."