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Joke of the Day

"[working in garage] ""Hand me a screwdriver, son"" A flat one? ""No"" [mixes vodka and Orange Crush] Here ya go"

"Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? Black people can't swim. -.-"

"You might Be a redneck if..... Your bananas and your wife have the same amount of bruises"

"A chinese father tells his 7 year old son he's adopted His son replies: it's ok daddy I learned this in school already! 2 wongs don't make a white."

"I ran out of bread this morning, so I asked my Indian neighbor if he had any But he said he had naan..."

"A black kid has diarrhea... ...and he runs screaming to his mom: ""Momm, momm, I am melting!!"""

"I couldn't decide whether or not to buy this new king sized mattress I'm going to sleep on it."

"I had a Mayweather joke but,... It ran away."

"I'm not saying women are smarter than men, but its kinda ironic that there's so few known women serial killers and so many unsolved murders."

"TIL a French man named Philippe Fallope invented the flip flop"