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Joke of the Day
"A black kid has diarrhea... ...and he runs screaming to his mom: ""Momm, momm, I am melting!!"""
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"My friend asked what would get black walnut stains off of his driveway I told him to call a cheap motel. If anyone would know how to remove nut stains it would be them."
"What do you call a soda that's really sad? So Dapressed. I'll leave now."
"My wife just told me she read all 1800 of my tweets. I feel like I did when I was 10 and my mom found that magazine under the mattress...."
"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre... So he gave it to her."
"What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland? Aurora boring Alice."
"A man comes home from work and says to his wife, ""Honey, I'm thinking about ordering a strap-on dildo from Amazon..."" ""What do you think? Is that something you could get behind?"""
"What idiot called it Canada and not the US of Eh?"
"What is Trump's favourite movie? Wall-E."
"What's brown and sticky?... a stick. What's brown and runny?... Usain Bolt"