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Joke of the Day

"I ran out of bread this morning, so I asked my Indian neighbor if he had any But he said he had naan..."

"How much energy does it take to create a rap star? 1.21 Jigga whats."

"the year is 2042. a man is fired for doing ""the robot"" in a mixed crowd of humans and androids at the company xmas party."

"Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you call it? Horse: Same as you do. Mare!"

"How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden"

"Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age? Pupil: The sausage!"

"White House Update: Dick Cheney extends hunting invitation to Trump Nope. Sorry. Just kidding. Edit: buncha scrubs keep downvoting my hilarious joke."

"Morning radio DJs are just reading the Internet to old people."

"The fencer thought he knew what was about to happen but... ...his opponent feinted."

"What did the gay Frenchman say to his boyfriend right before sucking his dick? Boner appetit."