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Joke of the Day

"The beauty of meditation is it helps instill inner peace in someone that makes it easy to pick his pockets."

"""I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."" Hotel Clerk ""No, it's regular porn, you sick bitch."""

"I like my women like I like my weather. 60 and dry."

"Unsettling sounds #23 - Ice-cream van after dark"

"People Sometimes I feel like I'm surrounded by people who are full of hot air...I need to find a way to use it as renewable energy"

"What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer? Revolver Camelot!"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? No one's ever paid to have a lentil on their face."

"Don't ask me for directions I got lost on an elevator once."

"Did you hear about the 3 car pileup in Tijuana? 28 people died"

"Question for Waitresses who have served a Mohel... ...Did they leave a tip?"