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Joke of the Day

"What is the purpose of the bumps around a womens nipple? It's braille for blind babies... -=Women=- It spells out ....""Suck here"" -=Men=- "" I am the daddy """

"What do you call a mexican cyclops? Juan Eye."

"The Chicken or The Egg A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette. The egg rolls over in satisfaction and says, ""Well, I guess we answered that question."""

"Why is Peter pan always flying? Because he NEVERLANDS. This joke is great because it never grows old."

"A Blind Man Walked Into A Bar... and a table."

"Ladies. Even the most mundane chore is better in a Princess Leia costume."

"I don't understand why people are so upset about Harambe I mean, gorillas get shot by white cops all the time."

"Be thankful for Facebook, the way gas prices are headed we may never actually see each other again."

"(JOKE) What does a light bulb filled with gas?"

"Geico commercials should just show pictures of Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes and say ""people like this are out there."""