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Joke of the Day
"There's this guy at work who's always putting on a sweatshirt. No one's ever seen his face."
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"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."
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"So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra ..."
"TIFU: I posted my FU in /r/jokes"
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