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Joke of the Day
"What does Mexican binary code consist of? Zeros and Juans."
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"So I slept right through the blood moon event this morning, I'm more of a crip moon guy anyway."
"Vicar: The bride and groom have written their own vows. *Everyone lets out a huge groan as Tolstoy reaches into his suit pocket*"
"How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? Meat patty! Thought of you guys!"
"Brad Pitt: Doc, did you ever see my movie ""Seven"" with me and Morgurt Freeman? Doctor: I think you mean Morgan Brad: Sorry, Morgurt Morgan"
"What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL."
"A Irishman, Mick goes to the doctor complaining of stomach pain... Doctor: ""Well I cant find anything wrong with you , it must be the drinking"" Mick : ""Ill come back when you're sober Doctor"""
"That worked out so much differently in my head. - an autobiography"
"I can't believe they're still using that guy as a Subway spokesperson! Robert Griffen III is terrible!"
"What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Consuelo."