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Joke of the Day
"How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? Meat patty! Thought of you guys!"
Next Joke
"What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean? A good start."
"I hate when someone calls me arrogant. Especially when they're clearly beneath me."
"That you don't tell the answer before you ask the question. What is the most important thing to remember when telling a joke?"
"What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong? 500 Internal Server Error"
"Why does the dog go to the gym? He wants to get ruff"
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EYEEEEEEEE"
"""Daddy, how do stars die?"" ""Why do you ask, Sun?"""
"I can't see how this day could get any worse. First, my baby cousin went missing... And now my pet snake has a huge tumor"
"What do gays and melons have in common? cantaloupe..."