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Joke of the Day

"Brad Pitt: Doc, did you ever see my movie ""Seven"" with me and Morgurt Freeman? Doctor: I think you mean Morgan Brad: Sorry, Morgurt Morgan"

"My colleagues call me the pussy slayer... I'm in charge of euthanising cats at the kennel."

"What's the difference between me and an egg? An egg gets laid."

"What's the best part of having sex with twenty seven year olds? There are twenty of them."

"I had lots of cheese but no crackers... I was cracka-lackin."

"So a Saudi guy says to his American friend, ""In my country women can't drive"". The American says, ""I'm not surprised. They can't drive in my country either."""

"I get bummed out when I end up being on time but I'd worked up a really solid ""why I'm late"" story."

"Her: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Me: *puts naked Barbie away. 'It's not VooDoo if that's what you think! Her:Freak! Me:Did you feel--anything?"

"What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff"

"What fruits do vampires eat? Blood oranges."