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Joke of the Day

"therapist: im glad u overcame ur fear of snakes and all but- me, with a snake: ur gonna say i shouldn't have married this snake aren't u"

"What does trump call the loose skin around a vagina? A woman"

"Girls are a lot like sleeping bags. I really like being inside them, and they cost about $200."

"Why do you always see beggars at protests? They're always looking for some sort of change!"

"""I"" before ""E"" but only at participating locations"

"What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home? Got high."

"What do you call it when someone accidentally gives you a handjob? A stroke of luck."

"What do you call a female deer that's pickled? A dill doe"

"What's the new Taken prequel going to be called? Taken Befour"

"All mushrooms are edible... Some you can only eat once."