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Joke of the Day

"How do you circumsise a redneck Kick his sister's chin"

"If the shoe fits, wear it... Unless you found it near a bouncy castle, you creep."

"Scientists have recently discovered a virus that increases the apathy of those infected. No one seems to care."

"Go to Starbucks. Tell them your name is Dad. Hide in the crowd. Listen as the hipster barista says ""Dad?..Dad?..DAD?..DAD?!"" & starts crying"

"What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ? The registration of the car that ran him over !"

"Anybody know where I can get a Game of Thrones Valentine's day card? It's for my sister."

"Your mumma so fat. Its not a joke. im just stating facts"

"Hooters finally hired me but I have to wear a smock to cover up my weird nipples"

"A thousand millibar go into a bar... ..."

"Why can't Jesus eat a cheeseburger? Because he's dead."