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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumsise a redneck Kick his sister's chin"
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"Wife And Husband Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"Thanks for wishing me a Happy Monday, you've changed my entire outlook. I don't hate Monday anymore. I hate you. Happy New Sworn Enemy."
"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs...they screw in dirty sleeping bags."
"What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails? I haven't a clous."
"Exactly 4 years ago, I asked my college crush out. Today, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."
"What were Tarzan's last words? WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE."
"So I went to the zoo today and all they had was a dog. It was a shihtzu."
"What did the 1 gay guy say to the other gay guy in a bar? Can I push in your stool."
"*tries for a year to brush and floss better* *goes to dentist* Dentist: Do you even own a toothbrush?"