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Joke of the Day

"What did Gandhi fight for? Nothing, he was against violence."

"What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand? Make me one with everything"

"When I get home to find my wife naked in the tub, seductively asking me to ""warm her up"", I dont waste a second.. to throw in a hairdryer"

"A Roman walks into a bar an orders a martinus. ""You mean a martini?"" asks the bartender. The Roman replies, ""If I wanted more than one I would have said martini"""

"Australians have the strongers forearms... since due to their geographical location they have to walk on their hands."

"The soul weighs 21 grams. We know this because the Jurassic World film reels are 21 grams lighter than Jurassic Park"

"i have an iq of 152 so actually its not ""dumb"" that im trapped in this tiny slide for children"

"I just ended a 5 year relationship! I am fine though because it wasn't my relationship."

"How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two - but how'd they get in there?"

"I was nervous my first day in, so I walked up to the toughest guy in the cafeteria and knocked him out... but I lost my job as a middle school teacher"