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Joke of the Day
"she died doing what she loved: looking at her phone while crossing the street"
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"What do you call a fallen tree in a forest? Natural log. Sorry about the math joke."
"My cat is an artist He drew blood"
"*walks into hospital carrying baby* ""What's your return policy on this thing?"""
"The five years of life you gain by eating healthy are spent preparing healthy food."
"How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar? You know you can't but you really want to hit it."
"How do we create jobs? I thought he was already dead"
"What is ET short for? Cos he's only got little legs"
"What's the best thing about being black? Not having to listen to awful dad jokes."
"What's the difference? What's the difference between a McDonald's burger and a Priest. Answer: none. They both put meat between two 10 year old buns.."