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Joke of the Day

"[All credit to Ana Kasparian from the TYT Network] So, I heard Kim Kardashian is having Kanye West's baby... At least she let him finish."

"I think New York has reached the point where it can finally be called York."

"If the answer to all questions is yes, so why not?"

"What do 9 out of 10 people consider fun? A gang rape."

"There are two types of people in the world There are those that can extrapolate from incomplete data."

"What's the difference between Barack Obama and Cecil the lion? Ones an African lion, the other's a lyin' African."

"My friend is deaf in his left ear. His hearing is alright."

"Did you hear about the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."

"You know that tingly little feeling you get when you fall for someone? That's common sense leaving your body."

"Gym memberships are expensive, just tattoo biceps all over your body and eat all the cake you can find."