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Joke of the Day

"What did the mother say to the child who refused to eat his fossil for dinner? Trilobite, you'll love it!"

"Thanks autocorrect...clearly ""I am fantasy"" is a better answer than ""fantastic"" when asked how I'm doing..."

"How many Mexicans does it take to build a.... Oh shit they're done That is all"

"What is common with overly attracted girlfriend and bubblegum on a carpet They both say: I'm stuck on you. Edit: wrote it wrong Edit: corrected spelling"

"I told a miscarriage joke to my mate yesterday but I couldn't deliver it right."

"Knock knock... Knock knock. Who's there? r/news. r/news who? [deleted]"

"Want to hear a joke about my penis? Ahh forget it.. it it's too long. Woman replies: want to hear a joke about my vagina? Ahh never mind... you'll never get it."

"How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock? She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it."

"Did you know Captain Kirk has three ears? Left ear, right ear... and final front ear."

"It was when I stabbed a Capri Sun perfectly the first time, right in that grey circle, that I knew I wanted to be an assassin."