199775
Joke of the Day
"I came into some wealth recently, but it turns out my bank doesn't accept that kind of deposit."
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"""I dunno, maybe you go steal an old lady's purse, you can hold up a liquor store, & you...just sit there looking mean."" -Unorganized Crime"
"Whats the similarities between black people and bikes? Both cant work without chains."
"The difference between my dick and Stuart Little ? Stuart."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss."
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND-EEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"A man asks his friend, ""What would you do if we only had 24 hours before the end of the world?"" ""I would fuck everything that moves"", his friend says. ""What would you do?"" ""I wouldn't move."""
"Did you guys hear about the Great Potato Famine in Ireland? Seriously, how hard is it to feed your potatoes?"
"My reaction to jokes where the punchline is [removed] after seeing so many of them [removed]"
"If I was a sick professor giving a lecture... Ibuprofen"