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Joke of the Day

"My roommate made me a copy of the mail key as if she's ever seen me pay a bill"

"Been doing a lot of gay clubbing recently The baby seals put up less of a fight though..."

"What do you call a low income part of a town or city that is comprised mostly of pasta? The ""Speghetto""."

"The Les Miserables sequel is so much better. Hugh Jackman has knives in his hands and fights a bunch of ninjas and shit. No singing at all!!"

"What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang? Gangs don't have to pay for friends."

"First date *dont let him know you been stalking him Him- so my brother just got deployed Me: Josh or Brian?"

"My wife's story about her day had 18 sub plots, two false finishes, buried the lead and introduced a new character in the third act."

"Whorehouse party My friend had a party at the local whorehouse and everyone came."

"Why does the Earth love geologists? They really get it's rocks off"

"How does Disney decide who needs pants and who doesn't?"