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Joke of the Day

"First date *dont let him know you been stalking him Him- so my brother just got deployed Me: Josh or Brian?"

"When is the best time to make jokes? When you are ill, because they are sick"

"What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung? Guardians of the Galaxy!"

"Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU? Because there is no Turkey"

"How do you get even with Hellen Keller? (Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet"

"My jokes should be written on lollipop sticks So you can only see them if you suck as much as they do"

"[creation] GOD: So how do you like the flying? PENGUIN: Meh it's no big deal GOD: Oh is that right"

"I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time Said the Malaysian shark."

"How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? You get a buzzy signal."

"Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a truck."