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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a low income part of a town or city that is comprised mostly of pasta? The ""Speghetto""."

"Airline just told my GF she has too much baggage & they've only known her a couple of minutes."

"My friends always at the gym, so I invited him to a social even for a change. He responds, ""Can't come, they don't allow guns in there. I would have to cut off both my arms"""

"What do a tampon and a redsox season ticket holder have in common? Both have a great place to go but at a terrible time."

"Tried to catch fog yesterday Mist"

"A skeleton walks into a bar... and orders a beer and a mop."

"[at aquarium] That's a lot of octopussys to have in a tank. ""Octopi"" Oh sorry...that's a lot of octopussys to occupy a tank."

"I have an inferiority complex... It's not a very good one though."

"A hobbit walks into a bar It was very low down."

"Whenever I leave a fancy restaurant I tell the people coming in ""I recommend the squirrel""."