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Joke of the Day

"Why does the Earth love geologists? They really get it's rocks off"

"24 bugs in the code 24 bugs in the code... Take one down patch it all out... 78 bugs in the code..."

"I once met a girl with 12 boobs.... Sounds weird. Doesn't it? (takes a while to get)"

"In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!"

"Next on *Will it Blend?* Marijuana! ***Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*** *opens lid* ""Ahh, you can *definitely* breathe this."""

"Let's play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game Whenever your girlfriend goes to the bathroom take a shot"

"Teacher : How can we keep our school Clean? Student : By Staying at home. :p"

"Ban pre-shredded cheese... Make America grate again!"

"Chalant isn't even a word. Well played nonchalant. Well played."

"Happy Mother's Day Reddit! What did you get your mom?"