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"Been doing a lot of gay clubbing recently The baby seals put up less of a fight though..."
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"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach"""
"The Social Justice League doesn't have a Batmobile They have a tumbler."
"My wife doesn't like me to shave my face for the same reason I like her to shave her pussy She says it makes me look like a 12 year old."
"How do you annoy a computer person with a problem? Never mind, I figured it out."
"Asian airlines offer new deal to customers... Pay only upon arrival!"
"Walking inside a Nike store would be the worst place to contemplate suicide. Everything is saying Just Do It."
"I joined a nudist colony in Canada. To be honest, I'm starting to get cold feet."
"I really identify with the trans movement... For the first 9 months of my life, I was a man trapped in a woman's body!"
"I said Jesus take the wheel. He said I no have license, amigo."