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Joke of the Day
"I'm glad the Dentist calls me the day before to remind me to cancel my appointment."
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"What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesaurus"
"Girl: What colour are my eyes? Guy: 34C."
"My husband ran for 30 minutes on the treadmill. He's told every other person on earth and I didn't want y'all to be out of the loop."
"In N Out Describes my visit to the Vatican City"
"A guy wakes up in hospital after surgery and complains he can't feel his legs ""I know"" said the doctor. ""We had to amputate your arms"""
"My friend asked me what I thought about Internet message boards. I said ""I'm all forum"""
"If Apple releases a car... will it have Windows?"
"The inventor of the Oxford Comma has died. Tributes have been lead by JK Rowling, his wife and the Queen of England."
"Nephew drops my iPad, doesn't say sorry but proceeds to offer me a biscuit. His future in Politics is secure."