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Joke of the Day

"When I was a kid I asked my Dad if Abraham Lincoln was jewish. ""Well,"" he said, ""he was shot in his temple."""

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"Just before a Subway employee starts making my sandwich, I'll stop them and whisper, ""Like you mean it."""
"""Hermit crab"" describes me twice."
"What do you call an escape artist dog? Basset Houndini"
"What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust..."
"What makes a grown man cry? Watching his wife and children die before his eyes."
"What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster? You pop up all night."
"Horses are the most negative animals... ...they are such neigh-sayers"
"What do you call someone who talks to others in public restrooms? A urinarrator."
"My favourite joke at the moment... How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag? First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get? Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get?"
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