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Joke of the Day
"You're 35 weeks pregnant and gonna make me do math?"
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"Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo Drizzle"
"What do you mean mom, how could my birth certificate be expired?"
"[Enter password: ] MyPeeeeeeeeenis [Error: password too long] *high fives my laptop right off the desk*"
"What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry? [OC] Cantaloupes."
"The NFL has hired their first female referee. She will throw the flag for penalties the team committed 5 years ago."
"reverse racism the biggest joke of all"
"What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton? You gotta be chitin me!"
"How many Shia laBeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb? NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)"
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