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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend must think I'm rich and dying She keeps telling me to leave her a loan"
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"Text abbreviations date back to the days of the telegraph with common shorthand like DFMWOL for ""Dying From Musket Wound Out Loud."""
"My girlfriend keeps asking me to stop singing Wonderwall ""I said maybe..."""
"TEAM DEATHMATCH Comment if you understand the reference."
"Why do Asians have small breasts Because their fathers only allow for A's."
"Why do Japanese people squint? Nuclear explosions are bright"
"What does a Gynecologist and a Pizza Boy have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it"
"Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriends should band together to create a compilation album entitled ""Maybe it's not us, it's you..."""
"What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk? A mootation"
"My German girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done."