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"TEAM DEATHMATCH Comment if you understand the reference."
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"How come Barbie never got pregnant? Ken always comes in a different box."
"A short and a long joke * joke * JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE"
"*Rides unicorn to work* *Gives Bigfoot hi-five* *Chats with mermaids* *Argues with Medusa* *Gets called in to HR* *Fails drug test*"
"What hotel does Link always ask for? HYATT"
"""Can you believe that after all that shit they're still together?"" Who? ""My buttcheeks."""
"What do you call a residential area for horse lovers? A neighbourhood."
"[terrible nursing home] Old guy: How did you end up here? Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster."
"I would make a joke about gold But that would just be Auful"
"What social movement were nazis really into? Aryan Reichts"