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Joke of the Day

"If Jay-Z is married to Beyonce and is a multimillionaire and still has 99 problems then there ain't no hope for the rest of us"

"What do Native Americans call vegetarians? Poor hunters"

"Look guys i thought a gangbang was where we all played drums together, i don't want any part of whatever's happening here"

"What's the difference between a Genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up your family tree. A gynecologist looks up your family bush."

"Anyone know a good lawyer? (Question sponsored by Al Tebehalah's Discount Lobotomies)"

"What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully? Don't you Leia finger on her"

"I used to work at an orange juice factory... I ended up getting fired because I couldn't concentrate."

"Why did the vulture cross the road? To eat the dead chicken on the other side."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aileen ! Aileen who ? Aileen against my Rolls Royce!"

"I'm gonna have a secret lair that consists of toilets and sinks. It'll be called ""John Sinclair's john and sink lair"""