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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aileen ! Aileen who ? Aileen against my Rolls Royce!"
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"What do you call alcohol in a bird bath? Tequila mockingbird"
"When I was little I told my mom, ""when I grow up I want to be a magician."" ... She said to me, ""you can't do both!"""
"What's the worst part about raping a deaf chick? You have to cut her fingers off so she can't tell anyone!"
"Wife and husband laying in bed And the husband says ""honey, tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time."" To which the wife replies ""you have a bigger dick than your brother!"""
"When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on."
"How do Muslims close a door? Islams it."
"Permission to use your hammer, your honor It's a gavel Permission to use your gavel Denied *looks longingly at pile of walnuts & sighs*"
"On Monday nights, I give my plants the pleasure of a striptease show by watering them with ice cubes."
"What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? Elton John."