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Joke of the Day

"It is completely unreasonable that family members are expecting me to remember things like what the names of their kids are. Preposterous."

""" What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? snowballs"

"Mention me in your will. Just give me a shout out or something."

"I just checked out the new Windows 10 browser. I'm still on the edge to download Google Chrome."

"What is a computer virus? A terminal illness."

"What do you call a women with one leg? ilene"

"Sorry I took the little stringy things off my banana and put them on your baby's head to make it look like he had hair."

"What's the worthless piece of skin hanging off the end of a penis? A man."

"What do lawyers and sperm have in common? One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming human."

"Why are people leaving the Ukraine? I don't know but they sure are Russian."