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""" What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? snowballs"
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"If your partner is overweight, get them to walk 3 miles in the morning and 3 miles in the evening. After 2 weeks the fat fucker will be 84 miles away"
"What's the absolute worst city to live in? An atroCITY."
"What do you do when you are done with the vegetables? You put them back in the wheelchair"
"I lost over 100 pounds in the last week. The casinos here in London have terrible odds."
"did you see Iran play in the world cup? I heard they played like Shiate'"
"What branch of government actually listens to the people? [The NSA !](/spoiler)"
"What do you do when your daughter says batman raped her ? Switch to the spiderman outfit."
"*feels painful possible cavity* *eats chocolate to feel better*"
"I have the heart of a saint And a lifetime ban from Mother Teresa's grave."