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Joke of the Day

"My idea of Hell would be Carrot Top and Shaun White taking turns sneezing in my face."

"The news report was that an elevator for the coal shaft broke down, trapping 27 workers But it was just a miner inconvenience"

"Doctor Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains Well pull yourself together then"

"A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender says, ""You know, we have a drink named after you."" Grasshopper says, ""You have a drink called Steve?"""

"I figured out why prostitutes always look tired and haggard. Their job is a lot of fucking work."

"A man is hit by a can of coke But he was alright because it was a soft drink"

"Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop? The Liquor store"

"I found out I've been spelling pedo wrong for years. It's actually paedo. Always handy to spellcheck a CV."

"What is the most popular bank in Wales? Welsh Fargo... ...gramps made me do it."

"What's the difference between a fan and a prostitute One Blows air off you and the other blows air into you."