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Joke of the Day
"Russian burglar What does a Russian burglar wear? ( In a Russian accent ) robber boots"
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"My father with 50 years makes 50 KM every day I say ""Tomorrow I will go running"""
"I love raccoons. Part cat. Part dog. Part rodent. Part bear. Little people hands. What's not to like?"
"Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia? A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict."
"* Kindergarten* Hi kids! I'm the homeroom mom for your class. [writes name on chalkboard] [Boy Raises hand] We can't read. No one can read"
"I heard England won the Super Bowl... But what would I know, I'm not a big fan of tennis anyways."
"I heard Iran is supposed to do well at the olympics this year They're the bomb"
"[at dentist office] Well you gave me this paper bib and said to put it on how was I to know I wasn't supposed to undress first"
"A skeleton walks into a bar and says give me a beer... ...and a mop"
"At first i was feeling a little grumpy, Then I was feeling happy, then a little sleepy and finally a little bashful. I am no longer welcome at my daughters school play of Snow white and the 7 dwarfs"