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Joke of the Day

"why did no one listen to the wheelchair joke? It had no back story."

"I'm not gay.. I just like 9 inch black clits. Peckas."

"What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it"

"What's the last thing a drummer says in a band? ""Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?"""

"Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get the chinese newspaper. Do you get it??? No??? Me neither, I get the Daily News."

"What keyboard shortcut is extensively used by journalists who work for Breitbart News? alt right"

"I'm not saying she's worse than my mom... But my wife doesn't seem to like any of my girlfriends."

"I got fired from my bingo calling job today. Apparently 'a meal for two with a terrible view' is not an appropriate way to call 69."

"The supermarket ran out of soup. They were out of stock."

"Wife : don't forget to pick up the kids at the school Me : why"