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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the muslim sex dolls? They blow themselves up."

"I'm sick and tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment. I tried it once and I hit a cyclist."

"Where are most fish found ? Between the head and the tail !"

"Dear Canadians, Who's the cutest little nation? You are! Yes you are! *pinches cheeks*"

"GUYS: you need to be nicer to women,if you dont believe me just google ""woman stabs"" and see how many stories come up."

"What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character? An elven degenerate."

"I got a shopping cart today with 4 working wheels, it was full of lingerie models and self confidence and I was dreaming"

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Sylvester Stallone wanted to dress up as classical composers for Halloween? ""You be Beethoven, I'll be Bach."""

"Did you hear about the guy who invented Knock-Knock jokes? He won the no bell prize!"

"I love the queen in chess... I always mate with her."