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Joke of the Day
"What did Hitler name his network switch to? Auswitch"
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"How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, two... One, two."
"interviewer: why do you want this job me: i've just always been very passionate about not starving to death"
"What do a Total Bitch and her Tampon have in common? NSFW They're both Stuck-up Cunts."
"How do nudists greet each other? With a bare hug."
"Glad my car insurance company requires a 10 character password to log-in. Wouldn't want someone to hack in and...pay my insurance bill"
"The internet is amazing in its ability to speed up communication, for instance it used to take years to realize you hated your friends."
"Why are my pubes curly? Because if they were straight, they'd be poking you in the eyes."
"Ever look in a mirror wondering about the stranger staring back & then realize it's your neighbor's window and they're calling the cops?"
"Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place? Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it"