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Joke of the Day
"What do a Total Bitch and her Tampon have in common? NSFW They're both Stuck-up Cunts."
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"Tampon commercials create an unrealistic expectation of how much fun it is to be around menstruating women."
"What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked? **Moo**lestation"
"What do you call a man under a pile of leaves? - Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years? Pete."
"Do you think people who chanted ""Drill baby, drill!"" for Palin had even a flicker of self awareness while watching Avatar?"
"I'm not being creepy but i can see thru my binoculars that your family portrait is hanging crooked on your wall"
"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."
"Should I buy a new pair of sunglasses or just leave $60 in a restaurant?"
"Me: check out this new gadget. It carbonates anything! Friend: cool Me: yeah even blood Friend: um I gotta go Me: lol no you're staying"
"In the old days, folks used to say ""tisk, tisk"" to shame others Now social media connects us to millions, and allows us to multi-tisk."