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Joke of the Day
"No, YOU didn't tighten the cap on my urine sample"
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"Don't sell yourself short, in fact, don't sell yourself at all. I'm pretty sure it's illegal"
"An imperialist German wrestler walks into a bar... AND HIS NAME IS JOHN VON BISMARCK!"
"Which dog is always without a tail? A hot dog."
"I've changed my name to Yasiin Bey. It is very important to me personally and culturally that I am called by only this name from now on and I ask respect for my decision... said Mos Def"
"Biggest Jewish Dilemma? Free Bacon!!"
"It's hard telling how many Kleenex I've fathered."
"If a chick tells you she's ""not like other girls"" she just proved she's exactly like all other girls."
"I just flew in from Phoenix... Boy are my arms tired No seriously, I was jacking off the entire plane ride home"
"A wife is like a box of chocolates, you never know which of her multiple moods you're going to get, you just better act like you love it."