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Joke of the Day

"An imperialist German wrestler walks into a bar... AND HIS NAME IS JOHN VON BISMARCK!"

"My wife said she wanted to die naturally. So I shot her and she died, naturally."

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was up there he said he couldn't complain..."

"How many Jews does it take to kill Jesus? You can't kill a myth."

"I saw a racially tolerant orchestra... None of them were bassists."

"Texting is a brilliant way to miscommunicate how you feel, and misinterpret what other people mean."

"No matter how lazy you feel, just remember that Goldilocks decided to take a nap during a b&e."

"How do you prove triangles congruent with attitude? Do it with SAS."

"Where can you find the strongest tea? Cliffsides (because it's so steep)."

"Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point!"