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Joke of the Day

"How do you greet the cold horse across the fence? Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son."

"What do you call an expensive circumcision? A rip off"

"I look in a mirror and wonder what became of the eager, wide-eyed boy with the world in front of him, then figure by the size of me I ate him."

"If you cannot afford a stenographer, a 4 year old will be appointed for you to repeat exactly what you said at all times. Do you understand?"

"What is it that's red. Reddit."

"I hava a blind chinese friend His name was Kenneth Sy"

"The best way to respond to a limp handshake is to tickle their palm with your middle finger"

"If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator then... Hey come to think of it that's not a bad idea."

"Q: Why did the sheriff arrest the tree? A: Because its leaves rustled."

"Idea: A Transformers movie that can transform into a much better movie."