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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an expensive circumcision? A rip off"
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"I'm mad at myself for losing an argument while rehearsing it in my head, so don't tell me how hard your life is"
"Women don't make good meteorologists because they're never wrong"
"[Offensive] what did the Native Indian girl say while she was having sex? You're crushing my smokes dad."
"What is the difference between the USA and USB? One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard."
"Damn girl, are you weed? Because you smell dank."
"They took my mood ring... ...and I don't know how i feel about it."
"Is it safe to visit the forests of Germany? I heard there could be a baum."
"What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space? He Park in son's space"
"What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel? I've never had a lintel on my chest."